Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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