Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize