Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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