I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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