why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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