I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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