Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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