i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
