so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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