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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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