How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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