i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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