I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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