There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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