Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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