I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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