god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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