don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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