Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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