Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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