So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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