I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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