Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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