My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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