I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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