We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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