How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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