She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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