Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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