do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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