She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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