evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We named our party play list daddy issues
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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