do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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