The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
