Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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