I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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