why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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