I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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