He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
