Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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