I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
