Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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