you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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