I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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