They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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