I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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