So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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