so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize
