omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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