I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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