I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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