4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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