The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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