but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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