Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am mentally ready for anal.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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