My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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