chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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