I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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