we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
third nipple confirmed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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