would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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